See, this is why my parents think I’m a bad kid.
So my family eats lunch at Applebee’s every Sunday after church. My dad was messing with his wedding ring and I noticed that whenever he moved it away from its normal spot there was this big indent around his finger where his wedding ring sits. I point at it and laugh at him and he goes “Yeah, I’ve been married too long.”
So I look at my left ring finger, where the purity ring my parents gave me always sits and I pull it up and show him the indent I’ve got there and go, “I think I’ve been a virgin too long.” And busted up laughing.
He didn’t think it was funny.
XD