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What I learned today

I'm sick of patronizing people.

My name is Abbie.

I'm nineteen, even if I'm treated like a four year old.

I met my best friend on the internet, and I don't care if you think it's stupid.

Some of my favorite people in the world, aren't even real.

This blog is for me, so if you don't like what I'm writing, go read something else.

This is my life.

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Dec 24

GUESTBREAKER: You’re REALLY Close With Your Dog.

dealbreaker:

Your dog is on the bed. Your dog is on the bed and we are making out. Your dog is licking my boob. Can you please get your dog off the bed? I get that you love your dog like a child and that you’re really close with your mom. It was charming a minute ago. But right now you need to be a little more forceful with your shoo-ing. Okay, now you’re just petting it.  Both of you, stop licking me.

I gotta go. I just realized I left the iron on… and that you’re irreparably broken on the inside.

A Guest Dealbreaker written by Emily Maya Mills.

Yes. Ew.

and bahaha this makes me think of kH

Reblogged via, dealbreaker

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