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I'm sick of patronizing people.

My name is Abbie.

I'm nineteen, even if I'm treated like a four year old.

I met my best friend on the internet, and I don't care if you think it's stupid.

Some of my favorite people in the world, aren't even real.

This blog is for me, so if you don't like what I'm writing, go read something else.

This is my life.

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Dec 24

You’re an Idiot.

dealbreaker:

Wow, you’re beautiful. I could look at you all day, just please stop talking. Everything you say is a tiny dagger into the heart of my attraction for you. Don’t ask me what state New York City is in unless you’re kidding. Don’t tell the lady at the Burrito stand that you don’t speak “Mexican,” it’s innaccurate AND racist. Don’t walk out of Borat because the mean man was being rude to all those people. Do you even..oh my god. How do you not know what BLT stands for? Are you an alien? Stop it. No, I’m not going to explain how John Mayer got inside of your Ipod Shuffle. That was it. That was the last straw. Enjoy your successful modeling career.

This is also a friendship dealbreaker.

Always.

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