You’re Always Late
“I run on my own clock” is neither cute nor an acceptable excuse when you show up more than an hour and a half late. Saying you’re going to “pop in the shower and be right over” is also bullshit, although it is fascinating that you have a black hole in your bathroom.
When people start doing this, I stop asking them to hang out. I refuse to be friends with people like this. The ones that think you have nothing better to do than sit around waiting for them without even calling and saying you’re going to be late.
Assholes.