Hey Douchebags I’m supposed to call my family?
All of you suck. No, I haven’t moved ALL DAY because I have no friends left here and all of you left me alone without giving half a shit. Yes, I’ve been on the internet all day because the only other thing to DO in this house is watch TV, and since I spent three years coming home from school to an empty house to do nothing BUT watch TV, it got a little old. Yes, I watched a Harry Potter movie and an entire season of The Office, because both of them are more interesting than you. Yes I stayed up till 6 am last night watching ANOTHER season of The Office because it’s the only time I can do whatever I want without getting mocked by all of you. Fuck Christmas. Somehow you always find a way to ruin it for me. Like the year you bought my sister the camera I wanted, and the only thing I asked for. Or the year both my sisters opened little statues of a dad with their daughter while I sat there with nothing in my hands and watched. Or that time you bought me a bunch of shit I didn’t want just because you didn’t want to give me gift cards- oh wait, that’s EVERY year. Fuck this. Why don’t you just make my year and buy me a hookah? Oh wait, you can’t because you force me to go to a stupid Christian college where I can’t bring it. Awesome.
Merry Christmas, I could care less.